A Short (Hah!) Story

Gather ’round children, for I am about to impart some snippet of my boundless wisdom upon thee, yea. I shall confide within you one of my depest, darkest, damndest secrets. “What kind of secret, O Great Father of All That is Knowledgable? And why are you being so nice [...]

Stupid Spoiled Sluts (SSS) are Hawt!

Look at the title of this post. If you are in any way familiar with me, (and if not, may you praise whatever God you may worship), then you know I am not fond of many things. In fact, most things annoy me. Especially people. Especially young people (AKA children). [...]

Girls and Me

I said it about this time last year, and I’ll say it again.  Girls simply don’t like me.  Its either my cologne, my personality, or my dashing good looks, but one of those is seriously starting to turn them away.  What is it about me?  Do I bleed in strange places?  And if so, is [...]

Praise God for the Founding Father of Genocide!

As I was driving home today, I noticed something odd. I possess a tail. No, just kidding. I saw that many people had set up flags. Now, I knew that it wasn’t some bullshit memorial day or something, so I pondered this question as I was driving home to barricade myself [...]

The World as We Know It

Are you like me? Hopefully you said yes, and you are thankful for that. But if you are, you may have noticed how many idiots that inhabit this floating rock flying through the cosmos. Idiots are born constantly, are raised improperly by idiot parents constantly, drive horribly constantly, and die not nearly [...]

Rebuttal

Oooo, I’m scared “Gordy”, if thats your real name. Look you dumb fuck, I don’t know who you are or what you stand for, or how you learned my name, but I’m going to ignore that post. You’re probably a 500 pound mommas boy that has to yell to [...]

I can think of a better way to waste my time

Well it looks like I’ve just taken another step down the treacherous road to nerd-dom. I can’t believe that I’m doing this, but it looks like I’ve been talked into OCCASSIONALLY posting on this blog. Actually that’s a lie. I wasn’t talked into it at all. I was bitched into it. In fact, the only [...]

Closeminded people piss me off

I hate people who hate something yet know nothing about it.  Thats the simplest way of putting how I feel about this issue.  The larger meaning to this story if I find it offensive, and for lack of better words, wrong to automatically bump something off due to some fat fuck friend who heard her [...]