Internet Forums May Just Be the Ruin of Civilization (Or Evyn’s Guide to Intarnetsweb forums)

Truly. Look at my above topic sentence and tell me I am wrong. See? You just can’t do it. Many people on the Intarwebnets are morons, and Bless God for that fact. For without internet forums, where would we get the fantabulous intarnet phenomena such as Goatsec.x, or that stupid [...]

Tips on How to Survive the Impending Zombie Apocalypse

What I don’t get is everyone is scared about Terrorists. WHY!? Terrorists are the farthest thing you should be scared about! Because there is one thing that is coming sooner rather than later.
The Zombie Apocalypse is coming. Trust me, it is. Many of you may ask, Dear Sir, why are [...]

Holy Shit! Evyn’s Updated his crappy site!

Yes, I have. Believe it, weaklings. Anyway, I got to thinking the other day about D&D stuff, which, embarrassingly enough, is one of my hobbies. But enough about how pathetic I am, while I was thinking D&D, I got to thinking classes and races. And as I got to thinking races, [...]

Movies Everyone Should See

I was walking through the video store the other day, when a funny thought popped into my head. “What if Jessica Alba and Keira Knightley got some sexy lesbo action going on.” While I was fantasizing about such a moment, yet another thought hit my head, one more pertaining to the current situation: Why [...]