YEEHAW BOYS WE GONNA KICK SOME TOWELHEAD ASS IN IRAN
I’m sure by now you’ve heard the news. Iran has pulled out of nuke peace talks, they’ve been supplying the insurgents with weapons, and they hate us. You know what that means! Yes, sadly, war is indeed going to be upon us once more. I Swear to God, if theres a draft, I’m moving to Canada. Patriotism be damned. Should I be patriotic? I suppose so. But I prefer to be patriotic to Canada. Oh, Canada…
