Futurama is one of the Greatest Shows of All Time

Why was it canceled? Was is the massive surge in the ratings it go in the later years? Was is the amount of praise heaped upon it during its entire run? Was it the ah hell, nobody is listening to me. Which is fine with me! Then I can say [...]

YEEHAW BOYS WE GONNA KICK SOME TOWELHEAD ASS IN IRAN

I’m sure by now you’ve heard the news. Iran has pulled out of nuke peace talks, they’ve been supplying the insurgents with weapons, and they hate us. You know what that means! Yes, sadly, war is indeed going to be upon us once more. I Swear to God, if theres [...]

Gametap Sucks

Simple as that. There are probably a few of you reading this who don’t know who or what Gametap is. For the uninformed, Gametap is Ted Turners desperate last-ditch attempt at coercing every last hard-earned (hah!) penny, nickel and dime out of your meager wallet. It is a program that, using the [...]

A Short (Hah!) Story

Gather ’round children, for I am about to impart some snippet of my boundless wisdom upon thee, yea. I shall confide within you one of my depest, darkest, damndest secrets. “What kind of secret, O Great Father of All That is Knowledgable? And why are you being so nice [...]